Monkey trainer. Film-goer. Teller of tall tales. Laugher at own jokes (I hate awkward silences). Very best friend of Ralph Fiennes. Wearer of mismatched clothes. And that is all you need to know.

An infographic breakdown of doomsday movies

This Is How The World Ends ... At The Movies

Cover of a book a friend bought at a library sale. HOW MOVIES ARE MADE.

Cover of a book a friend bought at a library sale. HOW MOVIES ARE MADE.

Gingerbread DIE HARD. Yippee ki yay!

Gingerbread DIE HARD. Yippee ki yay!

On the hay bales. (Taken with instagram)

On the hay bales. (Taken with instagram)

Every night my teeth are falling out. As in the song by The Antlers.

Listening to …

Writers on the Influence of Cinema: And the winners are ...

movie-schooled:

Many thanks to everyone who submitted to the Writers on the Influence of Cinema writing contest and congratulations to Claude Clayton Smith, Nathaniel Missildine, and Matthew Baldwin, our first, second, and third place winners, respectively.

We couldn’t be more excited to share their equally…

dear-photograph: Dear Photograph, That’s how you grow a beard.aleksandraniepsuj  

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,

That’s how you grow a beard.
aleksandraniepsuj  

Market Square (Taken with instagram)

Market Square (Taken with instagram)

I must have done something wrong today. I got the McCoy. (Taken with instagram)

I must have done something wrong today. I got the McCoy. (Taken with instagram)

Everything is a canvas. (Taken with instagram)

Everything is a canvas. (Taken with instagram)

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